Jew Crankies
When jews become upset. Usually brought on by lack of Ben's Deli.
Jew: In g-d's name where is a good Kosher deli around here?! It's fakakta!
Goy: Dude what's up with you
Jew: Oh nothing I just have the Jew crankies
Goy: Dude what's up with you
Jew: Oh nothing I just have the Jew crankies