Jewed Candy
Describes the act of a person obtaining a candy or large amount of candy and keeping the candy to themselves.
They save it for vasts amounts of time yet never eat it.
Can be mostly found during Halloween.
Takes the idea of Jews being greedy with money, keeping it to themselves, and then saving it.
They save it for vasts amounts of time yet never eat it.
Can be mostly found during Halloween.
Takes the idea of Jews being greedy with money, keeping it to themselves, and then saving it.
Alyssa got a large amount of candy on Halloween and is keeping it to herself. It has been eight months and that bitch still hasn't coughed up a gum-drop. Whore.
I gave her my Halloween stash and she totally turned it into Jewed Candy.
I gave her my Halloween stash and she totally turned it into Jewed Candy.
jew candy
Money, especialy pennies and dimes
CJ: You Picked up that Penny?
AJ: Yeah.
CJ: Enjoy your Jew Candy!
AJ: Yeah.
CJ: Enjoy your Jew Candy!
jew candy
The type of candy you don't want to get when trick or treating. The type of candy they only sell in bag form for Halloween.
Hey Butters! Don't go to the Smithstiens they are giving realy bad jew candy this year.
jew candy
money for te jews.
- greg scully
- greg scully
do you want some of my jew candy?
yes i do want some of that jew candy!!!
yes i do want some of that jew candy!!!
jew candy bar
a candy bar full jews blood and guts
dude that jew candy bar tasted like shit
Candi-jew
According to Jon Stewart, a potential Presidential Candidate who is also Jewish. (aired June 2007)
1) Mike Bloomberg
2) "I really wish Jon Stewart would become a Candi-jew in the 2008 Presidential election!"
2) "I really wish Jon Stewart would become a Candi-jew in the 2008 Presidential election!"