jewfie
A Jew from Newfoundland.
Mix of Newfie and Jewish.
Mix of Newfie and Jewish.
So a Canadian, and American, and a Jewfie all go into a bar...
jewfi
Jewish wifi. Where you're too cheap to pay for your own internet access, so you use your neighbors wifi to get online.
I need to post my status, let me login to my jewfi. I hope it's in range.
Jewfy
Being cheap for a goofy reason
Mom: By this for your little brother.
Me: I can't afford it, I'm saving up for a liquid ass.
Mom: Your jewfy!
Me: I can't afford it, I'm saving up for a liquid ass.
Mom: Your jewfy!