jew-fu

A form of the martial arts used by the ninjew. Kept secret among the Hebrew people, jew-fu allows the ninjew to perform spectacular feats of dexterity, dominate his opponents, or open an otherwise stubborn beer. Used by ninjews to fight pirates.

Darrin: How the hell did you beat me?
Ted: I'm a ninjew.
Darrin: Oh yeah, I forgot. Pwned by the jew-fu again.

Jew-fu

Negatively defined by the 1940s.

40s Jews couldn't Jew-fu. They would still be with us if they could. Would jew?

Kung Fu Jew

A person who has one East Asian parent and one Jewish (almost always Caucasian) parent.

You know Seth Wong? He's a Kung Fu Jew.

俚语	jew-fu
释义	jew-fu A form of the martial arts used by the ninjew. Kept secret among the Hebrew people, jew-fu allows the ninjew to perform spectacular feats of dexterity, dominate his opponents, or open an otherwise stubborn beer. Used by ninjews to fight pirates. Darrin: How the hell did you beat me? Ted: I'm a ninjew. Darrin: Oh yeah, I forgot. Pwned by the jew-fu again. Jew-fu Negatively defined by the 1940s. 40s Jews couldn't Jew-fu. They would still be with us if they could. Would jew? Kung Fu Jew A person who has one East Asian parent and one Jewish (almost always Caucasian) parent. You know Seth Wong? He's a Kung Fu Jew.
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