Jew-Haul
When you promptly attend events that give out free items and foods and also take extras with you so you can haul it home.
Daniel came to the event and Jew-Hauled everything. There was nothing left for us to eat.
Jew-Haul
v. What occurs when two Jewish individuals meet on Jdate or similar dating website and decide to move in together after an inordinately short period of dating, much in the fashion of lesbians (see also to U-Haul).
Ari and Lyna met 4 months ago and are moving in already. Way to Jew-Haul it!