Jewish Carwash
When a jew won't accept the price of taking his/her car to the carwash, and instead uses the complimentary squeegee at a gas station and washes the entire car with it.
Yesterday I saw Rabbi Goldberg wasing his entire car with the squeegee at the 7 Eleven, now that's what I call a Jewish Carwash.
Jewish Carwash
When one receives a "free carwash" from the rain.
Person 1- Hey look it's raining!
Person 2- Yep, its a Jewish Carwash, better get the car out there.
Person 2- Yep, its a Jewish Carwash, better get the car out there.