Jewmatism
The force emitted by Jews that attracts anything flammable towards them.
“Goddamnit Noah stop taking my papers”
“I can’t my Jewmatism attracts flammable stuff
pls don’t burn me
“I can’t my Jewmatism attracts flammable stuff
pls don’t burn me
jewmate
an excessively cheap person who shares a room, house, or apartment with others
After finding out that a book was not available at the library my jewmate Ryan read the entire book at Barnes & Noble so that he wouldn't have to purchase it.