Jewper
a Jewish Persian or a Persian Jew. They are either from Isreal or Iran (or both), and have massive quantities in Los Angeles, New York, and Vancouver. They tend to have a good amount of money, often showcased in their house and BMW, though sometimes the car can be a Mercedes. Most are well educated. They love to party, carry a lot of drama with them, and like to party and go places for vacation even more. Although, they do have really delicious food.
Im sick of all these Jewpers in Beverly Hills. Why cant they be in Tel Aviv or Tehran?
Jewper Mario
Racist term used to describe a person who feels that it's necessary to grab as many, if not every, single coin in the stage.
Mario: Look at all of the coins! I'm going to spend minutes on end trying to jump high enough to get all of them!
Luigi: Stop being such a Jewper Mario!
Luigi: Stop being such a Jewper Mario!
Jewper Man
A male of Jewish decent who is equipped with many unique characteristics such as: large sums of cash that seem to come from no where, the ability to see small objects at night (this is also known as Jew View), the constant urge to smash down their hair, an obsession with working out and/or looking “ripped”, and lastly, an amazing tennis game consisting of a crap load of spin.
If anyone has more than 3 of the symptoms listed in the definition according to the DSM-IV-TR they have a birthright disorder known as Jewper Man.
Jewpers
Persian Jews that are clicky and make you feel weird even if you are like them
Those Persian jewpers in uci. They only like themselves. Good luck with that.