Jew tip
To leave a very small tip
Waiter: You know what, you can take you jew tip back, because you must need it more than me.
Jew: Oh well thank you you little shlinskfdasfdku (Yiddish).
Jew: Oh well thank you you little shlinskfdasfdku (Yiddish).
jew-tipping
The act of giving very small compensation to a hard working waitor or waitress due to a jewish-like self greed.
Tyler: Man this waitress did a really good job serving us tonight.
Mark: Yes, but I am still jew-tipping her.
Tyler: Your such a jew. (see Jew Noun)
Mark: Yes, but I am still jew-tipping her.
Tyler: Your such a jew. (see Jew Noun)
Jew Tip
As a former waiter, I can honestly say that Jews as a rule will always leave the customary tip, EVEN IF YOU GIVE THEM LOUSY SERVICE! They will never "stiff" you.
The lady Jew tipped me 15% even though she complained a lot.