jexum
a faggot that sucks at at Madden, thinks he's better at CoD than everyone, but really just sucks. He lives off his parents' wealth. He spends more time on his gaming system than he does trying to get pussy. He has a short penis. He advertises weight-loss pills for free anal beads. He thinks he's cool because a NAII college signed him for baseball. He is very salty, although he doesn't know the definition of that word.
"Jexum. Jexum. Where you at? Oh, Jexum rage quit at life.