JFM
Just Fucking Magic(al)
"How did you do that?"
"It's a secret."
"Well aint that JFM."
"It's a secret."
"Well aint that JFM."
JFM
Just Fuck Me!
A feeling of exasperation like wtf or seriously?! - when you cannot handle how frustrating a situation or person is being, and you reach the point of having no more fucks to give.
A feeling of exasperation like wtf or seriously?! - when you cannot handle how frustrating a situation or person is being, and you reach the point of having no more fucks to give.
Coworker: Can you send me the status of this task?
Me: *sends status of task to coworker*
Coworker: Great, I'm not going to read your email. Too many words. I'll just ask the customer what they still need from me - and then do it entirely my way anyway. Teamwork is easy!!
Me: *stares blankly* JFM! Apathy is the only way forward. Nothing matters. My life is a tiny, microscopic blimp on the timeline of eternity.
Me: *sends status of task to coworker*
Coworker: Great, I'm not going to read your email. Too many words. I'll just ask the customer what they still need from me - and then do it entirely my way anyway. Teamwork is easy!!
Me: *stares blankly* JFM! Apathy is the only way forward. Nothing matters. My life is a tiny, microscopic blimp on the timeline of eternity.
JFM
Jesus Fuck Man
JESUS FUCK MAN. Or (around Christian's and through text messages) JFM!!!
jfm it
JFM it: Just for men it. when there is noticeable peach fuzz, you jfm it.
usually dying the peach fuzz black
usually dying the peach fuzz black
Dude i got a lot of peach fuzz you cant see
JFM IT!!!
JFM IT!!!
Jfm
Prettiest girl u have ever laid eyes upon
woah, That girl looks pretty cool she must be a "Jfm"