Jibberwalky creature
It's a mythical creature from meth army lore where this poor addicted household had a plastic bag covered in humanity and resin to the point where it woke up sentient and warns people addicted to drugs of upcoming dangers. It's a transmorphing plastic bag that grows syringes out of its limbs and dances on your back to warn of dangerous situations. The world's first living pokemon. Breakdances frequently.
The jibberwalky creature was a figment of my imagination until it did a breakdance on my back