jif
idiot in UK like slang
a dumb person
a dumb person
"shut up you jif"
or
"ricky your such a jif"
or
"ricky your such a jif"
jiffed
the realization that youd been sneak thieved on
shon just jiffed my shit!
JIF
1: A brand of peanut butter
2: mistakenly said for GIF
2: mistakenly said for GIF
1: I use JIF peanut butter to put on my PB&J.
2: Only idiots say "JIF" for GIF.
2: Only idiots say "JIF" for GIF.
Jiffing
Jiffing is a sexual act regarding furries. They smother peanut butter on their genitals of there fur suit and lick it off.
Person 1: Hey I just got a thing of peanut butter
Person 2: Jiffing time!!
Person 2: Jiffing time!!
jiffing
The act of dressing oneself and an accomplice in furry animal costumes and having them piss, shit & come on you. The soiled party is known as the "jiffee"; the soiler as the "jiffer".
As seen in "Stars Wars: The Return of the Jedi":
C-3PO - "They seem to regard me as some sort of...god. It'd be alright if I could only stop them jiffing all the time, look there they all go again!"
C-3PO - "They seem to regard me as some sort of...god. It'd be alright if I could only stop them jiffing all the time, look there they all go again!"
Jif
A nickname for a girl who isn't hesitant to have sex with anyone.
Easy to spread, like peanut butter.
Synonymous with: slut; whore
Easy to spread, like peanut butter.
Synonymous with: slut; whore
I heard Jif is coming to this party, you guys got condoms?
jif
Short for "in a jiffy", which basically means "a short period of time". It can be used sarcastically as well
"Jiffy" is also used as a sci/tech term, commonly for 0.01 seconds, or sometimes 1 tick of a computer's clock.
"Jiffy" is also used as a sci/tech term, commonly for 0.01 seconds, or sometimes 1 tick of a computer's clock.
"I'll get to it in a jif." (This means after I get done with the football game, hon)