Armistead
A big fat crab that will probe you and steal your prostate and dump you into hydrochloric acid.
Some student - "Hey Armistead have you done the attendance yet?"
Armistead - "ARGH Sh*t Mariel!!!"
Armistead - "ARGH Sh*t Mariel!!!"
Dan Armistead
Another name for an insane, good, zany, and ridiculous ball of fun.
Did you see that Dan Armistead at the rave? He was spreading good vibes like a boss.