Jimmie's Uncle
When you put a pillow on a womans lap and digitally penetrate her in front of company.
We had a few friends over, so I decided to give my girl a Jimmie's Uncle.
Uncle Jimmy
The act of sticking a spoon up someone's anus, hence the uncle in the name, and then jimmying it around so as to rupture the colon.
"Did you hear what happened to Frank?"
"Yeah man, some guy gave him an Uncle Jimmy and it almost killed him."
"Yeah man, some guy gave him an Uncle Jimmy and it almost killed him."
Uncle Jimmy
A large gut/stomach usually caused after years of excessive drinking, or lack of excercise.
Dude, that guy on the beach...his Uncle Jimmy is huge.
Man, everybody's got an Uncle Jimmy with the size of his fat ass.
Man, everybody's got an Uncle Jimmy with the size of his fat ass.
Uncle Jimmy
The largest and most profound rapist ever.
He currently resides in Sweeden
He currently resides in Sweeden
The rape rates have gone up massively, must have been Uncle Jimmy
Uncle Jimmy
its were a uncle and a jimmy combined = UncleJimmy
Uncle Jimmy
Uncle Jimmy
A white male, equipped with scathing wit and a gentle demeanor, cow-worshipping, pot smoking, best friend to all but mostly Moolettes, which are rare mythical creatures that only occur when there is a new moon.
Together, Uncle Jimmys and Moolettes roam the earth, combating evil white dogs and running McDonalds.
Both are known to moo often and in different pitches, to signify different emotions. It is said the rain falls and little flowers grow when they moo together in harmony.
Together, Uncle Jimmys and Moolettes roam the earth, combating evil white dogs and running McDonalds.
Both are known to moo often and in different pitches, to signify different emotions. It is said the rain falls and little flowers grow when they moo together in harmony.
#1: My best friend beat the piss out of a small dog today with a hammer while repeating the phrase "Death rides a pale cow" over and over again.
#2: Dude, he's such an Uncle Jimmy.
#1: Moo.
#2: I know how you feel. Uncle Jimmy has such a strong effect on me. Let's go kick a puppy while eating a burger.
#2: Dude, he's such an Uncle Jimmy.
#1: Moo.
#2: I know how you feel. Uncle Jimmy has such a strong effect on me. Let's go kick a puppy while eating a burger.
Uncle Jimmy Steamboat
An uncle jimmy steamboat is when one gets naked, inserts a vaporizer into one's anus, lies face-down into a full bathtub of water and vape as hard as one can.
Friend: You ever had an uncle jimmy steamboat?
Me: What the fuck is that?
*moments later*
Me: n- no stop s- st- stop sTOP STOP SOTPPPSPPP!!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Me: What the fuck is that?
*moments later*
Me: n- no stop s- st- stop sTOP STOP SOTPPPSPPP!!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!