Jingleberries
When a man is having sex with a woman with an excess of butthair, and he unloads his jizz into the butthair. After a short amount of time, the jizz hardens and forms jingleberries.
Girl 1: Man I had sex with this guy last night, and now my butthair is stuck together.
Girl 2: Did you check if you have Jingleberries?
Girl 2: Did you check if you have Jingleberries?
jingleberry
The little ass shit berries that hang off of your rectum while you are taking a crap.
Last night I had a huge jingleberry that wouldn't come off while I was taking a shit
Jingleberry
Another term for a testicle during a time of festivities.
While setting up the nativity scene, I fell on top of the ceramic baby Jesus and hurt my jingleberry.
jingleberry
An adverting jingle that gets stuck in your head. An unwanted piece of music that it is harder to shake than a dingleberry stuck to your short hairs. A tune wedgie or earwig with commercial purposes.
What's that you are humming?
Oh man. I was watching football all weekend and now I got a Chevy Truck jingleberry. "It is OUR country...." Just shoot me.
Oh man. I was watching football all weekend and now I got a Chevy Truck jingleberry. "It is OUR country...." Just shoot me.
Jingleberry
When a dog or cat has a dingleberry as a result of eating Christmas things such as tinsel or ribbon.
(Cat runs by with dingleberry hanging out)
Bob: Is that tinsel?
Joe: Yep, must be a Jingleberry.
Bob: Is that tinsel?
Joe: Yep, must be a Jingleberry.
jingleberries
A name for the fans/followers of the internet personality Jinclops.
Jeffrey joyfully jangles Jinclops's jingleberries.
jingleberry
a Dingleberry during the Christmas holidays.
Man, I sat on the bowl on Christmas eve with a jingleberry. I thought I would never get rid of it.