Jitch
Also known as 'Jitch Bastard', and for the cool kids 'Jitchy B'.
A drink made up of:
1 shot of vodka
2 shots of Jagermeister
Quarter pint of Cola
Quarter pint of Red bull (or cheap aletrnative)
A cunt of a drink.. produced by cunts. yay
A drink made up of:
1 shot of vodka
2 shots of Jagermeister
Quarter pint of Cola
Quarter pint of Red bull (or cheap aletrnative)
A cunt of a drink.. produced by cunts. yay
Joe: "Hi Dave, I'm not drunk enough ="
Dave: "oh, try this Jitch, it's quite nice.."
Joe: (without a second thought) *Sips*
***several minutes later***
Dave: "Hi Joeeeee"
Joe: "hobfuihawdha, I LVOE YUO :D:D:D:D"
***Several More minutes later and the Jitch has started to taste alot like good***
Dave: "Joe are you dead"
Joe: "Yes"
***fun was had by all***
...
***Several Days Later***
Dave: "how lnog weer yuo drnuk forrr?"
Joe: "dawhdwuighafu"
thanks for reading. sadly joe and dave are still continuing to drink jitch. the end. yay.
Dave: "oh, try this Jitch, it's quite nice.."
Joe: (without a second thought) *Sips*
***several minutes later***
Dave: "Hi Joeeeee"
Joe: "hobfuihawdha, I LVOE YUO :D:D:D:D"
***Several More minutes later and the Jitch has started to taste alot like good***
Dave: "Joe are you dead"
Joe: "Yes"
***fun was had by all***
...
***Several Days Later***
Dave: "how lnog weer yuo drnuk forrr?"
Joe: "dawhdwuighafu"
thanks for reading. sadly joe and dave are still continuing to drink jitch. the end. yay.
Jitch
A jealous bitch
She is just a jitch because I'm hotter than she is.
jitch
a bitch but with a j
that fuckboy with mustard in his hair
he has 2 fathers and 73 moms
that fuckboy with mustard in his hair
he has 2 fathers and 73 moms
hey look its a jitch
nice
nice
jitch
jewish bitch. Jewish meaning stingy or just big-nosed. Bitch meaning "someone's bitch" or someone who's in a bad mood.
Dude, you owe me for that money you borrowed, you fucking jitch!
Jitch
A bitch with no common sense
“This jitch just said the earth is flat”
“SHE SAID WHAT?!”
“SHE SAID WHAT?!”