Jixijenga
slang for a person who's computer isn't able to run games but tries to run the most demanding ones. Thus sending him through the magnetosphere to play with his friends.
+ Hey Mens, viking warlock is in the house!
- Go Away Jixijenga!
+ I'm gonna join you in that game your playing.
- Please DON'T!
+ Oh God. I'm entering the MAGNETOSPHERE!
+ Thermal shields down to 30%, engaging braking thrusters.
Bluescreen... Reboot
+ Oh Well. Guess I'll Just play Dwarf Fortress.
Bluescreen
- Go Away Jixijenga!
+ I'm gonna join you in that game your playing.
- Please DON'T!
+ Oh God. I'm entering the MAGNETOSPHERE!
+ Thermal shields down to 30%, engaging braking thrusters.
Bluescreen... Reboot
+ Oh Well. Guess I'll Just play Dwarf Fortress.
Bluescreen