jizinal
A device found in upscale restaurants and homes for the purpose of male masturbation and the "catching of the jizz"
We had dinner at a 5 Star steak restaurant and it was so good when I finished I had to use the jizinal to release my pleasure!
Jizinator
The Jizinator 2000
He blows his muck up a different hole every day, he’s a machine the Jizinator