jizz goblin

Small annoying children that ruin your plans

I wanted to watch sunday football but I had to go to a birthday party for a jizz goblin.

jizz goblin

Having a wet dream. Refers to the gains goblin - the goblin is stealing your hard-earned semen retention gains.

Happens often during NoFap reboots.

"Did you fuckin coom at porn again?" asked the Indian.
"No mang, I got jizz goblined" replied the Serb.

THE Jizz Goblin

A disfigured small moss green creature with 6 fingers and 1 thumb on each hand, who will stop at nothing to steal your delicious white fruity juices from your penile region

Ricardo: Hey man, didya sleep well last night.

Phillipè: Naw man, the jizz goblin got me last night.

Ricardo: Aw man sorry to hear that, hope you get better soon

俚语	jizz goblin
释义	jizz goblin Small annoying children that ruin your plans I wanted to watch sunday football but I had to go to a birthday party for a jizz goblin. jizz goblin Having a wet dream. Refers to the gains goblin - the goblin is stealing your hard-earned semen retention gains. Happens often during NoFap reboots. "Did you fuckin coom at porn again?" asked the Indian. "No mang, I got jizz goblined" replied the Serb. THE Jizz Goblin A disfigured small moss green creature with 6 fingers and 1 thumb on each hand, who will stop at nothing to steal your delicious white fruity juices from your penile region Ricardo: Hey man, didya sleep well last night. Phillipè: Naw man, the jizz goblin got me last night. Ricardo: Aw man sorry to hear that, hope you get better soon
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