Jizz Guards
Glasses worn by a lady to stop jizz getting in her eyes when she gets a facial.
"Did you cum on her face?"
"Yes, but she had her jizz guards on so she won't go blind."
When a pretty lady walks past.
"Look at the jizz guards on her"
"Yes, but she had her jizz guards on so she won't go blind."
When a pretty lady walks past.
"Look at the jizz guards on her"