Jizzify
1. When anything is so awesome, you could instantly jizz. (Literally or figuratively)
Yo, Guelker, I went to this strip club the other day. Boy was it jizzifying.
Hey bro, did you watch The Avengers? That fucking movie was jizzifying.
Hey bro, did you watch The Avengers? That fucking movie was jizzifying.
jizzified
the act of being completely submerged in the seminal fluid of a gentleman caller, especially Philip Seymour Hoffman.
Rebecca: Yo girl, Tey-Shawn jizzified me last night. Good thing i was wearing a snorkel.
jizzified-love
When someone has a grand attraction to someone, so much that their love can be labeled or expressed in a manner of which jizz is used.
The drunk college girl had a jizzified-love for Mr. MacMiller.