Jizz Jockey
Someone who is just really stupid and likes to be covered in horse semen.
Guy 1:"Dude I don't wanna go to the party"
Guy 2:"What are you a Jizz Jockey "
Guy 2:"What are you a Jizz Jockey "
Jizz Jockey
The one pair of underpants you always wear when going to your girlfriend or when you're anticipating sex. This pair cannot be washes nor ever seen by your mother
Peter: "Why are you grounded?"
Brad: "My mom found my jizz jockey"
Girlfriend: "What smells so bad?"
Boyfriend: "Sorry I forgot to wash my jizz jockey"
Brad: "My mom found my jizz jockey"
Girlfriend: "What smells so bad?"
Boyfriend: "Sorry I forgot to wash my jizz jockey"
jizz jockey
A person preferably male that has sex with other people for money or other financial gain.
Man, Jim has such nice things. It really pays being a jizz jockey.