Jizzleblobber
The act of jizzing of unloading jizz all over a girl's belongings to ensure she has contact with the ejacluator's semen. Occurs frequently from men who have a tendency to watch Boyz II Men videos all day long at work.
Kate: Amanda I met this guy at the club last night and I know I didn't do shit with him because I passed out once I got home. He was passed out too, so I woke up and said WTF? I went to Starbucks to regroup and left his passed out ass here at my apartment. I came back there was cum all over my underwear, my pots and pans, and even some in my cookie jar!!
Amanda: Wow, you took home a jizzleblobber.
Amanda: Wow, you took home a jizzleblobber.