Jizz Ticket
When a woman or man traps the other one into a relationship by means of a child, the child is the jizz ticket.
Did you here about shawnda? She hooked up with another doctor and now she's pregnant. I guess she finally got her jizz ticket.
Jizz Tickets
A plain, simple, preferably cheap although not too cheap or it sticks to the skin roll of toilet paper cleverly hidden in one's room for usage of cleaning up one's mess proceeding a successful wanking.
"Where has internet porn been all my life?! . . . Also, where are the Jizz Tickets?. . ."