Jizzue
A tissue used as a jizz rag.
"I found my brother's jizzue on the ground, disgusting!"
jizzus
Jizzus is when a man is performing intercourse with a woman who often exclaims "oh my God" during moments of pleasure, and the gentleman therefore climaxes to the mental image of Jesus Christ, and since the man is not properly hydrated, he dry-fires inside the woman but she still becomes impregnated, mirroring the emaculate conception of Jesus Christ
George Stephanopoulos: " Hey I heard you nailed Mrs. Huck last night, how did that go?".
Alexander Dumas:"yeah, she kept on screaming 'oh my god!', so when I finally nutted I had a jizzus."
Alexander Dumas:"yeah, she kept on screaming 'oh my god!', so when I finally nutted I had a jizzus."
jizzus
Use it when you want to say "Jesus!" but don't want to use the lords name in vain.
Holy Jizzus that was a hell of a par-teh!
Jizzus
The demigod of love, known for turning the aftermath of ejaculation into fine liquor.
Of course Brittany doesn't believe in Jizzus, she's a Mormon!
Jizzue
tissue, napkin, papertowel or general cloth you jizz onto or wipe your jizz on during the course of masterbation
bro1 - NO DONT USE THAT ITS A JIZZUE!
bro2 - wtf is that
bro1 - a tissue i jizzed on!
bro2 - ...* pauses, drops and leaves *
bro2 - wtf is that
bro1 - a tissue i jizzed on!
bro2 - ...* pauses, drops and leaves *
jizzue
A tissue that-is used first to blow your nose, placed on the bedside table, then later re-used to wipe up jizz from jacking off.
I would be very careful where you sit if you go into Tim's room, it's always littered with jizzues.
Jizzus Crust
The divine scabs that develop in and around most sinners souls.
That goddamned Jizzus Crust is tarnishing my reputation.