jizz-wailer
Found in the Star Wars universe most notably in the Return of the Jedi. A jizz-wailer is a musician who plays a fast, contemporary, upbeat style of music.
(1) "Man that Jizz-Wailer can really shred".
(2) "I had a band of Jizz-Wailers play at my wedding".
(2) "I had a band of Jizz-Wailers play at my wedding".