J-Lude
The feeling of exhaustion, euphoria, and happiness you get after having sex with someone whose name starts with J. Like quaaludes, being with them is addicting.
friend: you were with Jeff again last night? You’re obsessed with that guy!
Me: I’m addicted to the J-lude
Me: I’m addicted to the J-lude
J-Lude
A Jennifer Lawrence nudie photo or video. Play on words of quaaludes. After all, they're both addictive, desirable and in very limited supply.
Joe: Hey man, how was your matinée date?
Bob: Not good. My GF almost found my stash of J-Ludes. On my phone.
Bob: Not good. My GF almost found my stash of J-Ludes. On my phone.