jmike
If you say “normative” three times, he will appear.
“Hey dude I just met Graham Oppy”
“Do NOT let jmike know”
“Do NOT let jmike know”
JMike
A philosophy nerd who drones on and on about stance-indepedent normative intentional states but won't answer his best friend's texts.
"He's such a JMike, he thinks life is all about philosophy."