J name theory

J name theory is that any guy who's name starts with a J is complete crap and you shouldn't date them. Ask your friends. Very few guys with a name that starts with a J is worth anyone's time.

Hey do you remember my ex, J____?

Yeah, wasn't he a piece of crap?

Yeah!!!

Doesn't that just prove the J name theory?!

The J-N-Names Theory

A theory which states that a mysterious force causes people to replace others' names if they start with a J and end with an N. Works 10 - 15% of the time.

Example of the J-N-Names Theory:

Jadon: *Walks into class*
Teacher: Good morning, Jonathon!
Jadon: (Internally) THAT'S NOT MY NAME!!!

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释义	J name theory J name theory is that any guy who's name starts with a J is complete crap and you shouldn't date them. Ask your friends. Very few guys with a name that starts with a J is worth anyone's time. Hey do you remember my ex, J____? Yeah, wasn't he a piece of crap? Yeah!!! Doesn't that just prove the J name theory?! The J-N-Names Theory A theory which states that a mysterious force causes people to replace others' names if they start with a J and end with an N. Works 10 - 15% of the time. Example of the J-N-Names Theory: Jadon: Walks into class Teacher: Good morning, Jonathon! Jadon: (Internally) THAT'S NOT MY NAME!!!
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