Joannick
Joannick is a handsome man with a level of brilliance that no one else on the planet can match, and his sense of humour is unrivaled. Most of the time, people are captivated by their own brilliance and have no choice but to adore it and hence value it fairly. According to the ancient Egyptian gods, everyone who bears his name is destined to be great.
What a lovely man, his name is Joannick, and I wish I could be friends with someone of his caliber.