Jobble

The act of purposely breaking or destroying your friends house/property, using such implements as eggs, whipping cream, hockey sticks, and fire.

One who jobbles can be known as a "Jobbla". These people are renown for their tendancy to jobble at house parties and the like.

It is considered poor etiquette to jobble whilst sober.

A game often played whilst jobbling is "Jobblecarton". This involves a carton of your selected juice being beaten around a room (preferably the kitchen), until sufficient damage has been done.

To gargle one's testicles
To treat testicles as though they were mouthwash

Any dangling body part. (Gender neutral.)

Well-Known is Jobbles the Brain Invader of Norwegian myth, he is said to enter ones brain when they are camping out near a large body of water and infest their brain cavities with purple eggs that will hatch three days later.

when an individual enters a situation on good terms, faces a dilemma or obstacle and is made much worse for wear because of said dilemma or obstacle, but before situation is over they fix the issue and everything works out in the end.

Another term for a double chin.

Confused, state of emotion, screwed up, an unorganized manner. A state of confusion. This is Jeremy's word!