job interview pubes
This is an occurrence similar to "man-scaping", but takes place before a long anticipated job interview for a job desperately needed. It is a level of preparedness that anticipates any and all scenarios including demeaning sexual acts.
Guy A: I can't wait for my second job interview at Red Lobster.
Guy B: Oh, you better clean up and wear your job interview pubes, cuz Nasty Nancy runs that shit and she likes her bartenders smooth....
Guy A: Oh.... Hey, can I crash at your place for a wh....
Guy B: Hell no! Shave that shit and tell her your single.
Guy B: Oh, you better clean up and wear your job interview pubes, cuz Nasty Nancy runs that shit and she likes her bartenders smooth....
Guy A: Oh.... Hey, can I crash at your place for a wh....
Guy B: Hell no! Shave that shit and tell her your single.