Joe and Jamie

They're your typical "self proclaimed" power couple, whose always talkin shit about someone or something. When separated their not too bad, but together their the devil. They never want to do anything you reccomend, & they always act like your taste in movies is ass!! They act like their spiritual but their not. They're the type of couple whose always right & never wrong. They're the type of couple that'll secretly take pictures of you while you sleep. Joe and Jamie's are straight creeps at the end of the day.

The reboot version of Joe & Jamie is still like the original version, just more pretentious & with more virtue signaling. They are still your typical "Self-proclaimed" power couple, but have come up in the world a little more. They might be a couple who now owns a home instead of renting. And now thinks their shit doesn't stink. They try an act like celebrities, & may expect you to refer to them as Jomie, instead of Joe & Jamie. They're the type of couple that'll let their dog chew your shoes up, then say oops, it is what it is.

Although the Jamie's are more pure evil, it's the Joe's you really have to worry about. Because the Joe's will wait til you're on your deathbed in the hospital, & instead of comforting you, they'll say something like, you shouldn't of ate that skittle from that strippers ass. Sometimes a Joe will refer to himself as a King, but really everyone knows him as just a plain ass Average Joe.