joe buck'd
the act of jinxing or screwing oneself over by talking about a situation before it actually happens similar to the sports announcer, Joe Buck.
Joe Buck "Reyes has never hit a home run off of mariano rivera in the 9th inning with 2 outs and....OMG ITS HIGH ITS LONG ITS GONEEEEE ITS OUTT OF HEREEE"
sally "i never had a condom break inside of me"
tom "you just joe buck'd yourself
sally "i never had a condom break inside of me"
tom "you just joe buck'd yourself