joelseph

A joel who wishes he was a joe.

Someone completely undeserving of the position of authority they are in. A Joelsepher often spends his work days navigating through scandalous areas of the internet and telling his employees to shave their sideburns because facial hair is unacceptable in the work place.

It should be noted that he has a beard that is majestic as fuck, and his employees don't have sideburns.

Also, jazz feet.