Joel Sixpack
Unlike Joe Sixpack- "Average American moron... drinking beer, watching baseball and CNN...". Joel Sixpack is a hardworking, active, ladies man.
T: I wish I had abbs of steal like that Joel Sixpack.
E: Well if you actually worked for it, maybe you would stand a chance. But thats unlikely...
E: Well if you actually worked for it, maybe you would stand a chance. But thats unlikely...