Joel Vincent
An amazing Indian kid who kicks ass at life and can hold his drinks unlike his white counterparts. Worshipped in many religions as the god of sexual desire or sexual activity. Also, a Joel Vincent kicks ass at everything. Joel Vincents get all the ladies.
Brock Baxter: Wow, look at that hot Indian kid, surely he must kick ass at life and be able to hold his drinks unlike me or my white friends.
Brock's Mom: I WANT THAT JOEL VINCENT!
Brock's Mom: I WANT THAT JOEL VINCENT!