Joe Neate

You don’t know Joe Neate? He is the most bad ass real life pirate there has ever been. He loves new and interesting things so if you are someone who likes adventure Joe is someone you wanna be friends with. He is reliable and can often be found hunting down bugs and smashing them with his big ass feet. Oh did I mention he has big feet? He does. Because it is damn hard to fill his shoes. So if you have a Joe Neate in your life and you have the opportunity to grab a beer with him. Dew it! You won’t regret it.