Joerly

(Noun) Usally of polish decent. Most closely related to zebras, gays, scenesters. Can usually be found harming itself in ways un-imaginable ex. getting hit by trucks on the way to wawa, breaking teeth on water bottles, breaking ankle longboarding.
Fails at all attempts to skate.
Missing half a tooth.
Broken ankles.
Afraid of girls.
Hates itself and everything around it.
Answers all questions with the phrase "sick guys"

See also:
Scene Gay Zebra