Joey, a girl
One in a million! Beautiful, smart, practical.
Her smile distracts you from her amazing hot body.
Treats everyone nice and gives till it hurts. Works her ass off.
If YOU are the luckiest man in the world and have a Joey for your Babe, never ever take her for granted, and be grateful for every moment you have with her.
Girls like this only come along once in a man’s life, IF he’s lucky!
A wonderful lover, and makes the guy she is with feel special, always.
Her smile distracts you from her amazing hot body.
Treats everyone nice and gives till it hurts. Works her ass off.
If YOU are the luckiest man in the world and have a Joey for your Babe, never ever take her for granted, and be grateful for every moment you have with her.
Girls like this only come along once in a man’s life, IF he’s lucky!
A wonderful lover, and makes the guy she is with feel special, always.
My gal Joey, a girl, makes me high just spending time around her. Can’t wipe the smile off my face!
Joey the hamster girl
A sweet person who loves hamsters very much but is slowly going broke from spending all of their money on their pet hamster.
Person A: Have you met Joey the hamster girl yet?
Person B: Nah. She seems nice, though.
Person C: She's really great, but she's not going to have any money left if she keeps buying expensive things for her hamster.
Person B: Nah. She seems nice, though.
Person C: She's really great, but she's not going to have any money left if she keeps buying expensive things for her hamster.