John Derek

A confused person who doesn't know which name is his real name. Passport offices hate him.

Typically of Irish decent but has been known to have some Asian and Dutch heritage.

Has good management skills and knows the average expiry dates of most yoghurt brands without looking.

John Derek is an amazing man, one that any woman would be incredibly lucky to be with. He has beautiful blue eyes you could happily get lost in and the sexiest voice ever heard on Earth. He is incredibly attractive and charming, and his smile makes every woman swoon. If you find a John Derek, lock him down and never let him go. Typically attracts a Meredith or a Whitney.