john glenn

when two men 69, but eat each other's ass ;)

A public high school in Westland. It’s a somewhat decent education. You have your typical mix of wannabe gang members, drug dealers, kids who put vodka in their water bottles, white kids who say the n-word, emo kids, attention whores, and dumbass hoes. You can go 3 months with no fights then 7 in one month. But at least our football team is better than Wayne Memorial.

John Glenn High School is a high school in Walkerton Indiana. Here you will find hillbillies AND preppy girls. This school is known as the “yee yee” school. The hillbillies there drive big ole nasty trucks. The girls at John Glenn usually sleep around with other girl’s boyfriends. And the guys there are not really attractive. John Glenn’s sports aren’t too bad.. other than the fact that their Football team sucks ass. John Glenn has some pretty good fights but they’re mostly girl fights.. which consist of hair pulling and screaming at each other.

1. A small high school in Long Island, New York, abbreviated as JGHS or Elwood.
2. Usually throws the best parties compared to Commack and other districts.
3. Where rumors spread to everybody in hours.
4. The cafeteria has a gradient of social classes.
5. The freshman hallway always smells like smoke and weed.
6. At least one bomb threat from the middle school every month.
7. You go to Marino if you need a late pass.
8. You wish you could move far, far away.
9. You always find out that one person who was sending you shit on Formspring.
10. Gum is the new currency and BBM is your means of communication.
11. Everyone knows your name, not your story.
12. You know one random fact about almost everyone in the building.
13. You enjoy pissing Mr. Rose off at one point in your life.
14. You anticipate Freshman Friday every year even though you know what it's all about.
15. You avoid the student lot when it rains at all costs.

The meme of Westland. The administration sucks ass, and last year a girl got suspended for taking a picture of the yellow water and posting it on twitter! But on the bright side we’re one of the only michigan high schools to have an active planetarium, classes are generally easy, and you get free breakfast! Yet Half the kids who come here don’t care about their future, all they wanna do is fight and do drugs! The work is so easy and all they do is lay around and not do anything! At least we’re better than Wayne Memorial, Belleville, and Romulus. We literally had a meme day for spirit week. That’s how much of a meme John Glenn is.

the worst place on earth.

located in bedford, ma., it has a student population of 600 students, half of which are probably going to end up vaping in high school if not earlier. named after some old superintendent, not the astronaut.

the 6th graders at JGMS are out of their mind. passing by any 6th grader, you will hear the most aggressive and obscene language come out of their mouth. its fucking terrifying.

the 7th graders at JGMS are basically 6th graders but nerfed. the popular girls are all obnoxious and wear ten pounds of makeup. they're attendance abusers and just annoying.

8th graders are just 7th graders on steroids. half of them vape in the bathroom and fight in the middle of a hallway. they think they're better than everyone.

the teachers also suck too. most can't even do their job correctly and care too much about political correctness to teach.

Home of the rockets! If you want to be hoed or heartbroken, this is the place to be! Our football team is the munchiest in the nation, and our cheer team follows along to make a perfect match! Everyone is ran through, people light blunts in the bathrooms/locker rooms , and dick is more free than the wigs pulled off in the multiple fights every week! Not to mention we’re the second to worst athletic school in the KLAA east division, after #WayneMemorial ofc! Most people who attend this school don’t know the difference of “your” and “you’re” but, hey, at least our girls bowling team won the state championship!