John Lennon's Moan
Voice of god himself. All who hear it will immediately get a boner and will ascend to a higher level of intelligence. They will also be blessed with many good times and their guitars will stop gently weeping.
Intelligent person: "Have you heard John Lennon's Moan?"
Idiot: "What?"
Intelligent person: "You're going to rot in hell."
Idiot: "What?"
Intelligent person: "You're going to rot in hell."