John Miller
Recieving a handjob while in a restaurant surronded by friends
I went out to dinner with my girlfriend and some friends to Applebees and totally got a John Miller
John Miller
The whitest name of all
Dude: Yo dude i heard you're John Miller.... dude, you're sooooo white
JM: Yea hah... my parents are morons
JM: Yea hah... my parents are morons