Johnny 5 0
Whereas 5 0 refers to the police generally, Johnny 5 0 is slang for a specific cop- as in, the 5 0 are on their way to arrest you, but Johnny 5 0 is the guy who actually puts you in those cuffs.
I was walking down the street minding my own business, when Johnny 5 0 popped up outta nowhere and asked me for my ID. Naturally, I got the fuck outta dodge as fast as I could.
if johnny has 5 apples
It basically is said when someone says something so stupid so you gotta act like theyre a first grader
XxGrimr3aperXX: Is the sky really blue, or is the sky brown and it looks blue cause i have blue eyes???
you: *sigh* if johnny has 5 apples....
you: *sigh* if johnny has 5 apples....
Johnny 5
Because he is homeless and steals from garbage cans trying reassemble his garbage collection to give people he likes!
Look over there its Johnny 5, in the garbage can.