johnny utah

A narc, or somebody who works for the police or FBI, in reference to a character played by Keanu Reeves, in movie Point Break

Creator of the tankmen storyline of Newgrounds, where before the tank and the man inside had no real bearing to the site. Johnny Utah is most often known for his cock jokes, and frequently uses them in his animations. Johnny Utah is actually a very skilled artist, and could probably be doing something constructive, but instead he's bettering Newgrounds, and creating a more perverted place for future children.

Also, I'd do him for a nickel.