John Oliver
Best Donald Trump smasher.
Fuck you Donald Trump
Fuck you Donald Trump
Donald Trump's nightmare is the d of John Oliver
John Oliver
A euphemism for licking anus.
Yo, my girl gave me a sloppy John Oliver last night.
John Oliver
An incredibly funny British correspondent/writer for the Daily Show. He also does stand up, which I hear is hilarious, and co-hosts The Bugle with Andy Zaltzman, among other things.
Jon Stewart: Are we suggesting that any interrogation technique, then, could be allowed under the President's discretion under the right circumstances?
John Oliver: What, d'ya mean like, um, affixing a leech to a man's eyeball? Or, um, forcing him to drink horse semen, you know? Would those be torture?
Jon Stewart: (very long pause) I...yes, that would be tor...
John Oliver: WRONG JON! They are scenes from the number one movie in America, Jackass Number 2!
John Oliver: What, d'ya mean like, um, affixing a leech to a man's eyeball? Or, um, forcing him to drink horse semen, you know? Would those be torture?
Jon Stewart: (very long pause) I...yes, that would be tor...
John Oliver: WRONG JON! They are scenes from the number one movie in America, Jackass Number 2!
John Oliver
One of the only news anchors on TV rn who seems to know what he’s talking about
Guy1- Hey Did you see John Oliver last night?
Guy2- Yeah I hope he find that painting of two gay rats fucking
Guy2- Yeah I hope he find that painting of two gay rats fucking
The John Oliver
Putting peanut butter on your ballsack and having a dog lick it. A dangerous or pleasurable activity.
Billy: how did you spend Saturday night?
Jimothy: The John Oliver.
Billy: TMI bro....
Jimothy: The John Oliver.
Billy: TMI bro....
John Olivering
When you go to extreme lengths, sometimes do extremely weird, sometimes expensive, or petty antics, in order to getting a point your trying to make.
"Hey man don't you think you've made your point?"
No way man. John Olivering it will definitely get the message across
No way man. John Olivering it will definitely get the message across
Going full John Oliver
A wide scale malicious compliance protest
Several reddit subs have been going full John Oliver to protest unpopular site changes.