Johnorrhea
A person with an irrational fear that they could possibly catch an STD from a public toilet.
Dan: Dude, you missed half the game. What took you so long?
Steve: Man, I had to drop bait and those bathrooms are filthy so I had to cover the seat with some toilet paper.
Dan: Sounds like you got a bad case of Johnorrhea.
Steve: Man, I had to drop bait and those bathrooms are filthy so I had to cover the seat with some toilet paper.
Dan: Sounds like you got a bad case of Johnorrhea.