Johnson Extractor 3000
a tool that allows you to extract your Johnson from any orifice that it might have gotten stuck in.
Mike - “Dude, you cop your Johnson Extractor 3000?”
John - “Bro what is that!?”
Mike - “ You missed Prime Day, didn’t you?”
John - “Bro what is that!?”
Mike - “ You missed Prime Day, didn’t you?”